athena by bree<\/p><\/div>\n
_<\/p>\n
WEN I WUZ EATING<\/p>\n
Genghis Khan
\nwen suddenly materialize before me<\/p>\n
in da fast food restaurant
\nwen I wuz eating my meal.<\/p>\n
He told me dat he wen kill moa warriors
\nand bagged moa women<\/p>\n
den I could evah hope to
\nin one hundred lifetimes.<\/p>\n
I wuzn\u2019t impressed<\/p>\n
and I wuz actually moa irritated
\nwen he kept asking me<\/p>\n
why I nevah like mayonnaise
\non my burger.<\/p>\n
He keep pressing da issue
\non how much he enjoyed it<\/p>\n
so I had to tell him
\nif he liked it so much<\/p>\n
den moa bettah
\nhe go order one foa himself.<\/p>\n
Genghis got angry wit me<\/p>\n
and two huge bodyguards wit daggers
\ninstantaneously appeared at his side<\/p>\n
and dey wuz staring me down.<\/p>\n
I told him and da adah guys,<\/p>\n
\u201cEh, Temujin,<\/p>\n
no try muscle in on me wit your goons
\nespecially wen I minding my own business.\u201d<\/p>\n
Genghis wen go ballistic
\nwen he heard dat<\/p>\n
and he started ranting and crying
\ncause I wen use his kid name<\/p>\n
dat wen remind him
\nof his rough and unfortunate boyhood.<\/p>\n
I heard he had to wear wun big yoke
\naround his neck foa awhile<\/p>\n
but I nevah have anyting to do wit dat.<\/p>\n
Howevah<\/p>\n
making him aware of his past
\nwen work foa me<\/p>\n
cause Genghis<\/p>\n
went storming out
\nda front door of da fast food restaurant<\/p>\n
taking his bodyguards wit him.<\/p>\n
Now I could at least enjoy my meal
\nin peace.<\/p>\n
Dats wat I taught<\/p>\n
until Attila the Hun
\ncame out of da restroom<\/p>\n
and sat down in front of me.<\/p>\n
Maybe because of his bloody reputation<\/p>\n
he kept asking me
\novah and ovah again<\/p>\n
why I put so much ketchup
\non my French fries.<\/p>\n
I almost wen answer him<\/p>\n
wen Alexander the Great
\nwen burst through da front door<\/p>\n
and immediately pushed to da front
\nof da line<\/p>\n
so he could order wun strawberry shake
\nand wun new world taco.<\/p>\n
I tell you<\/p>\n
dis is da last time
\nI coming to dis place on Halloween.<\/p>\n
~ Joe Balaz<\/p>\n
_<\/p>\n
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